Sunday, June 5, 2011

"The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

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Well, I had already watched the movie "40 year old virgin" so I wanted to see if this one was anything like that movie. Boy was I wrong. I could not stop laughing with this one. This movie was just so funny that I kept my hubby up just by laughing.

A 41 year old guy living with teenagers is just wrong in the 1st part but this movie starts out great anyways. I love when a movie just grabs u from the start and u can not stop watching it. As u can guess from the title that this 41 year old man has never had sex. He tries to go out with women but it just doesn't happen that way. Now when he meets Sarah,( people don't be eating if u have a weak tummy.) He really likes her and is finally ready to get it on. But once he enters the room....well u have to watch it to find out what happens.  Anyway, just seeing everything about this movie was just great. I don't really like going into all about the movie. I don't want to mess it up for anyone.

If u want to watch a funny movie this one is for u. If u have kids I wouldn't really let them watch this one.

This movie is getting a rating of 5/5...just awesome...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Kazbor's Grille

So the other day my sister and I went to Kazbor's Grille in  Alachua,Florida. This is the first time eating here for the both of us. The place was clean except for the women's looked like no one had cleaned it for days. Not to mention there are some really nasty women out there. Come on now really. Both stalls were nasty. The one had crap on the back of the seat and the other well lets just say someone needs a big big pad. Well lets just say that the only thing u could do in there is to wash ur hands.  Anyway about our food order. Ok so I order the Kazburger and my sister had order the Chicken Caesar Wrap and the Black Beans & Rice. So the burger and the chicken wrap were burnt. Yes I know this is a resturant that is a grille but I don't need to to scrape off my food to eat it just because it is so burnt. Even the black beans were nasty. They were hard. My sister took one of the beans and tossed it to me to show how hard the bean was. She was eating the beans like it was a tough steak...

So let me just say that if I am going to pay $8.00 for a double hamburger it better be where I can eat the dang thing...Will I try Kazbor's Grille again...Maybe but not the one in Alachua.

The real ugly truth!

OK so yesterday I watched a movie called" The Ugly Truth". This movie is so damn funny I almost pissed myself. So as I was watching this movie I thought wow he is telling the truth about what guys want in a woman. I mean come on, if a woman expresses ideas then she is controlling. If she gets pissed and tells the guy about it then she is a bitch or she is just pmsing. So I thought it is time to tell the real ugly truth here. So guys here is some things that u should now. A real woman wants sex just as much as you do, hell sometimes more then the guy does. Yes everything is good before the kids come alone but does that mean that it has to stay that way? HELL NO! Look a mother's job is never done. And yes even the guys that take care of their children are included in this also. It is a job in itself to take care of kids. And the more you have the more work you have to do. So every once in awhile let ur lady sleep in and u take care of the kids. Or once in awhile u cook supper for everyone. Yes we know that u work so hard and when u get home all u want to do is rest well so do we. So if u guys would help us then we can help u. If we are not so damn tired then we can focus all our energy on u. Now this means that u guys have to focus on us. See we don't want some 5 min. thing going on. Damn if we wanted that then we could do it by ourselves and if u now ur body then u can finish under 3 mins. So what fun is that? Look take ur time with ur woman. Make sure that she is happy first before u are ready that way she can take very good care of u. Now, some guys think that women r so stupid that we don't know when u r lying.....LMAO...OK whatever. Do we call u on all of it...No cause then we would be bitching. But that's OK. I mean u want to lie go ahead but God forbid we do it...then u make it seem like we killed someone. See I could keep on going with everything that u guys come up with about the ladies I could come up something about u all. But before I go I want to answer that one question that all guys want to know....DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER? HELL YES! If you have a small one then ur tongue better work damn good. If u lack in one department, it doesn't matter as long as u make up for it in another. Maybe not even in the sex department. Maybe u treat ur lady like a queen..But yes size does matter.